Unlike last week, I'm not intoxicated this morning. But I am currently snorting bath salts off a surfboard. Just kidding, I'm actually still intoxicated. But because I'm still beach side, I have zero motivation to expand on anything in great detail. Which is why I'm thrilled to dump upon you my Beach Blanket Playlist Volume 2. Take it with you to the beach on your laptop instead of that copy of "Revenge Wears Prada". Or if you can't get to the beach, you can watch it in the shower. Either way, you're welcome.
Donald Duck heads
Pluto apparently enjoyed the surf and sand so much, he paid another visit in 1941, and found a beach buddy in the process in the super-cute 'Pluto's Playmate'.
Daffy Duck is HUGE...ly mistaken if he thinks he'll be able to win the heart of Melissa with Nature Boy big pimpin' like that, in 1952's 'Muscle Tussle'.
Little Audrey and her perverted dog seem anything but 'Surf Board' in this 1953 Harveytoon.
Tom shows off shredded guns and shattered teeth, while contending with Jerry and Butch in 1955's 'Muscle Beach Tom'.
Instead of trying to catch mice, Tom later decides to catch waves in 1967's 'Surf-Board Cat'.
While vacationing in Hawaii, that wacky fun-ster George Harrison is challenged to a surf duel in this episode from The Beatles' animated TV series called 'With Love From Me To You'.
Baby Huey spanks the shark (yikes, that sounded better in my head!) and helps us to learn valuable lessons about personal hygiene in this 1994 episode of The Baby Huey Show called 'Beach Blanket Baby'.
A trip to the beach gives Stimpy's friend a few body issues in this 1994 episode of The Ren & Stimpy Show entitled 'Ren's Pecs'.
Ren later returned to the beach in far more confident form in 2003's 'Naked Beach Frenzy'. This was an episode of the Ren & Stimpy reboot that briefly aired on Spike TV called Ren & Stimpy Adult Cartoon Party. The word 'adult' must be paid particularly close attention to here. In fact, the only decent versions of this cartoon that I could find online were all on porn sites. So that's gonna be fun to explain to my girlfriend. Anyway, you're on your own if you want to find the whole thing. But I've included a clip below to give you an idea of what it's like. Honestly, I must warn you though - this couldn't be any more NSFW. This isn't the Ren & Stimpy you partied with in college. In fact, this was the episode that helped to bring about the show's second cancellation, and was never aired on US television. I'll do a more detailed post about the demise of the show when I'm not so hammered. For now though, enjoy this clip in the privacy of your own home. Or on a public beach, you pervert!
I gotta go. I have to delete my browser history before my girlfriend wakes up.